We’re Just Getting Started
One of the biggest things that I hate about setting up a WordPress website is the fluff that is included with every installation. WordPress has a habit of including a myriad of plugins that are just a major pain (in my eyes. A simple click of the button gets rid of them) to deal with. Hello Dolly, is my favorite plugin to get rid of. I remember using WordPress about a decade ago while in middle school and I thought it was so cool. Now? Ugh.
Another thing about setting up a new WordPress website: Picking a damn theme. I can never decide what I like and the current theme, BlogFeedly, it will probably change before the end of the month. I have this issue every time. It doesn’t matter if its for my own use or for a rare client.
Analytics. That’s another thing. God. Setting up analytic software used to be ungodly when I was in high school. Now? Click of a button. Bless technology. While this is a new website and I do not honestly anticipate this being extremely popular, it’s a nice thing to keep track of. Where are you coming from and how?
Enough of my complaining. I complain about asinine things at times. My roommate, sister, friend, nemesis, whatever the hell you want to call her, can testify to this. My mind runs a thousand miles a second but my mouth cannot keep up. I forget how to speak English at times and make up a new language. I’ve called it Niconese. Whenever I begin speaking Niconese, it sounds like something out of Star Wars. Niconese is, moreorless, me rambling on about whatever topic has planted itself inside of my brain with a Southern accent and really fast. My mother doesn’t know where I got the accent from. I did not grow up in a “true” Southern household. Hell. My family is from Kansas. I was born in Wisconsin and grew up in southern Indiana. It’s a mystery. I’m convinced I was swapped at birth. Not as entertaining as the show, but I find it amusing.
What’s the point of this blog, I can hear you asking – if you’ve made it this far. Hell, if I know. My room-sister-friend (Roomaister going forward) gets a kick out of somethings I say. So why not share it to the world?
I created the domain name out of my own amusement. I do not have a particular niche or crowd I am trying to please. There are many blogs out there for niches. I’ve no interest in being apart of them. If you have an open-mind and want to read the thoughts of a random person. You’ve found the right place.
Though – if we’re going to be honest. I need some place to ramble without destroying my roomaister’s ears or brain. She’s about a million times smarter than I am. I need her to prevent me from doing stupid things in life, so I thought I would spare her. Consider this a not-so-secret journal, but not a journal.
I want to also point out, to my own amusement, that I have a paper due in the next six hours. Only five hundred words and the last paper for this course. Will I do it until the last minute? Probably. Will I write a blog post instead? Absolutely.
Ultimately, I think this is the place where fools can grow.